genericdrunk:

jtb50:

dw87:

genericdrunk:

So i just watched a 10 minute video about 2 old women flying for the first time. Didn’t skip any bits of it, just watched the entire video full screen.

What am i doing with my life

I repeat. What is your life Andy… Move to Sydney already

Seriously wtf are you smoking?

I know, my life is a mess.I really don’t need reminding. 

I disagree - You need constant reminding!

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mcqueeny:

there’s nothing worse than being hungry but not being able to figure out what you’re craving

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  • me at age 12: ew older men
  • now: wow he's only 30?

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All of this…

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genericdrunk:

So i just watched a 10 minute video about 2 old women flying for the first time. Didn’t skip any bits of it, just watched the entire video full screen.

What am i doing with my life

I repeat. What is your life Andy… Move to Sydney already

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For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a gaseous nebula must collapse.

So collapse.
Crumble.
This is not your destruction.

This is your birth.
n.t.   (via modernhepburn)

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marieannelise:

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

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My life right now

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teaat12:

I kind want this on a tee shirt.


I want this as a shirt as well?!

teaat12:

I kind want this on a tee shirt.

I want this as a shirt as well?!

(Source: somewhat-tempestuous)

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  • Brain: I've been over him for so long. Life is great!
  • Heart: LOL... You're not over him idiot. Staying away just makes you feel better....
  • Brain: Fuck...
  • Heart: *evil cackle*

warmpastry:

If a thin white gay couple kiss and don’t take a picture of it did it really happen?

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